Funnies of Today

So, today, I cried, TWICE. Yup, that's right, I was laughing so hard I was crying twice today at work.
This is why.

Megan and I went to get coffee this morning and when we got back we were just sitting down to drink our coffee and MJ was on the phone with one of clients, who is 84 years old. As Megan and I are drinking the coffee we just got, MJ finishes his conversation with "Well, Shake It Hard."
I almost fell off my chair. I couldn't talk. When MJ asked why were were laughing, I couldn't answer for a good 2 minutes. The tears were rolling off mine and Megan's cheeks. We finally got to him what was so funny and he said "Do you want to hear the context of the conversation." No, not really did I want to know why you just told this 84 year old man to shake it hard! Well, anyways, the old man said, well I am off to work and to shake that bush, and that is when MJ told him to shake it hard!

Then this happened. MJ and his family were going to the Badger game today and in case you don't know MJ that well, he would say "Look for me on TV, I will be wearing red." And then he laughs every time he says it! So, of course I have heard that line like 5 times this week already. So, when he got back from Court today he changed into blue shorts and a red polo (not a badger shirt, but a polo).
Then his son Aaron came over to meet him at the office to go to the game together, and in case you didn't guess it, he was wearing a red polo (still his dress pants) but he did have khaki shorts to change in to. Yup, that's right Aaron (who is 30) and his dad (who is going to be 60) were wearing the same outfit to the game tonight. So of course I am laughing so hard I can't talk. Of course, Aaron is mortified and says "Yup, I have to buy a t-shirt, let's go to State Street so I can get my new t-shirt." But in the mean time Aaron is going to try to cover up the fact that he is wearing the same things his dad is and puts on MJ's suit coat (which is probably 2 if not 3 sizes to big for Aaron) and then pops the collar and covers up every inch of red that could possibly be showing and says he is ready to go. Mind you it is like 90+ degrees outside. And at this point I can't even tell Aaron that he cannot leave the building looking like that, and Megan says "You look like a Confederate soldier." Then I lost it. I was laughing so hard there was no way, I could even talk if I tried, and then I snorted.
Yup, that is how my day went!!
Chow!