Slacking

Okay, so it appears that I have either been really busy or I just can't find the time to blog about the craziness of Collins Law Office. I am going to get better at it, I promise.

That means, I have LOTS to blog about and I am not sure even where to start. So I will just start at the beginning and go until I come to a stop and then end. That is what MJ always tells me when he gives me too much work and I say that I don't even know where to start. And yes, it is a reference to Alice in the Wonderland! 

So, here it goes. 

A few weeks ago (even though it seems like just last week) MJ had to have a little procedure on his foot. Well then he came in with this BOOT on his foot. He was all dressed up and ready for Court in Portage and had this UGLY boot on his foot!!! Anyways, he goes to Court, all his fine then decides to go home. Then I work from home the next day (since MJ is so wonderful to let me do that once a week) and he was fine. The next day I come in and he is sicker than a dog. He was sleeping on the floor in his office. So I got a blanket for him and was making him eat something because, oh yeah, that is right he took a pain pill and hadn't eaten anything since the day before. In case you didn't know, he does NOT do well with pain medication. When he had his back surgery a few years ago and I had just started at the office, he called me to come to his house to drop him off some files. I went there, talked to him, dropped the files off, met his mom and the next day he says "You were at my house" Yeah, he does not do well with  that he should have known better!! So of course for the next WEEK we had to drive him to and from Court. I am not sure what I was signing up for when I took this job but some days I really question what the heck my job description is. Because I am sure if I had one it would have the requirements to sing "Soft Kitty" to MJ. Yup, you guessed it, that was his other request while he was sick. That I sing him soft kitty. (In case you didn't know, that is from the BIG BANG THEORY, which we LOVE that show). So, I told him I didn't know all the words, he said that was okay, I could just sing a long. So, here is is MJ.

Soft kitty, warm kitty

Little ball of furr

Lazy kitty, pretty kitty

purr, purr, purr

I know there is more where that came from, but I can't find my list, so until I find it and until next time. 

~Chow~